Time wasters. This post ends abruptly.

I've taken it upon myself to compose a list of the best time wasters for if you're up way past your bedtime with nothing to do. All of these are things you can do on your computer, because, let's face it, you have a problem with your technology addiction.
.... You're welcome.

1. I think you already know this one. It's Facebook.
2. Pinterest. If you're a guy, you're probably afraid to go here because you don't want to lose your man card or something. Whatever guys. Most of you will openly admit to liking My Little Pony. Your logic is lost on me.
3. Writing a tweet, then deleting it, then repeat. Oh. Wait. That's just me.
4. Read your past tweets and laugh because you're freaking hilarious.
5. Make lists.
6. Skyrim. Huge time suck. Go get those dragons, you dragon born beast.
7. Write a blog post about nothing. It's pointless, but pointless totally works sometimes. (This is working for me.)
8.

I'm too delusional and tired to finish this list. Maybe later.
Must recharge this mortal form.
I'm stuck in medieval times.
I hope I have dreams about dragons and magic.
And I hope it's awesome.

New girl pose, has potential to become more popular than the duck face

I'm dubbing it the "Leaning Tower of Pisa."
What is this Leaning Tower of Pisa, you ask? Well, my friends, I'll tell you.
It's where you lean back as far as you can and put one hand on your hip. Can be done alone, or with a friend. Preferably in a bar setting. (Not sure on this but I will do more research.)

Speaking of the duck face, I found this really amusing picture. I hope you get a laugh out of it.

Things are getting too serious

That last post was a little too serious. I apologize. I've lost some of my humor somewhere along the blogging road. I think it's because some people's stupidity has sucked it out of me. People can be depressing, ya know? I've found solace in http://www.someecards.com/. It helps me cope with the fact that I'm not alone in being not anti-social, but being anti-stupidity. It warms my heart to know there are people out there that really despise morons and express their dislike in an amusing way. I'd love to meet the person that comes up with those clever lines. I idolize them.
Thank you, someecards writers. I appreciate your work.

BREAKING NEWS UPDATE.

After sifting through the internet, (okay, I didn't sift, I just typed someecards on twitter and found it) I found a writer for someecards. Here's some links you might like to visit if you're as much a fan as I am:

Someecards' Twitter

Bob Powers (Staff Writer)

Enjoy.

Because we care.

This just in!
BREAKING NEWS:
BEYONCE'S HAAAAIR!

Guys. Please.
Are these the kind of articles you're reading?
Do you get excited over Beyonce's new hair bun and a picture of her out with Blue Ivy?

This world's priorities seem a little... confused. Off. Strange. Weird. Wrong.
People are dying out there, and some of the main headlines are along the lines of: K Stew's hot outfit, or Kim Kardashian did blah blah blah, new sex tape, hot hookup, breakup, and of course the all important hair changes and all that super life changing, awesome, groundbreaking news. Do we really care that much?

The Bucket List

I started making a Bucket List earlier this year. Totally forgot about it. It made me realize how weird I am. I really do crack myself up sometimes. I mean, who writes, "Run down the streets of Japan screaming, "GODZILLA!" and "Stand on the top of the Empire State Building at night and yell, 'Where is the elevator to Mount Olympus?'" 


I have no idea why I thought of the Godzilla thing all those months ago. I do know where the Empire State building idea came from-- that Percy Jackson movie. 


Anyway, there were a few other simple ones on there that I just realized I've completed many times over. For instance, eat at Olive Garden. Hello. I've been there tons, thanks to Blake. I freaking LOVE the braised beef and tortellini. I get it every time because it never disappoints. Never. Just thinking about it right now is making me drool. 


Now I'm trying to add things to my bucket list and make them as funny as some of the other things I've put on there. All I can come up with are the usual simple ones. Like, "write a book," and "see a lantern festival," all things you'd find if you search "Bucket list" on Pinterest. That's where half my list came from. 

So, in conclusion, I will be working on my list. The items are being checked off faster than I thought they would be, so that probably means I should put more outrageous stuff on it. Once I have perfected my list, I may give it its own link on the blog.

So yeah. Look for that in the future. 

In the meantime, post some of your ideas for awesome stuff that you've added to your list and want to share with the world.

I mean, if that's okay... if you want to...

Friendship is magic.

It's my party and I'll be childish if I want to

I'm about to divulge what I have planned for my 21st birthday. No, it's not the usual go to a liquor store and giggle like a school girl when they ask for my ID, and triumphantly presenting it for all to admire. Nope, instead of celebrating how I'm getting old, I'm going to revert back to my childlike tendencies. Here's what I'm going to bake. (Insert heartfelt thank you to Pinterest for these following images.)
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Doesn't that look so darn cute and delicious??? Yes?! Yes! It's going to be the best 21st birthday EVER.

So guys, I'm going to remember my twenty first! And it shall be gloriously awesome.

Told you I'm never growing up all the way.

Friendship is magic.