What do you love?

So Google asks me, "What do you love?"
The answer is: unicorns. I love Google. Here's the headliners for what I can do with that love.

1. Find unicorns nearby.
Umm, yes! Take me to the unicorns!

2. Watch videos of unicorns.
Been there, done that.

3. Explore unicorns in 3D.
In real life? Awesome.

4. Search unicorn blogs.
Maybe I should just make my blog a unicorn blog. Yep, that sounds like a plan.

5. Plan your unicorn events.
I can totally see a unicorn party in my future!!! Hellz yeah, let's do this.

6. Find patents about unicorns.
Sounds kinda boring. But since it has to do with unicorns I guess it's okay.

7. Find books about unicorns.
Are you kidding me? I HAVE books about unicorns.

8. Call someone about unicorns.
I can see this conversation already. "Haaay, google told me to call someone about unicorns. I choose you."

9. Access unicorn stuff on the web, faster.
I do that, but it's not "faster."

10. See pictures of unicorns.
Done.

11. Email someone about unicorns.
Again, this is great. I think I'll email the president of a college or something. Subject: I love unicorns.

12. Scour the earth for unicorns.
OMG, YES! ROAD TRIP! THE JOURNEY BEGINS TOMORROW.

13. Measure popularity of unicorns on the web.
I don't need to measure unicorn popularity. They are universally awesome.

14. Organize a debate about unicorns.
What is there to debate? "What is the worst thing about unicorns?" That they don't exist. Wait, let's debate their existence. They exist in my heart.

15. Search unicorns, on the move.
Unicorns on my cellular device. Yay.

16. Start a unicorns discussion group.
I pretty much do that every day by adding unicorn in some form into every conversation I have.

17. Alert me about unicorns.
I must know everything. Whenever it happens. Whatever happens. Tell me.

18. Latest news about unicorns.
Gotta know. Which one's famous. Whose horn chipped. Etc.



SO MUCH STUFF TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME.
FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC.