I haven't a soul. It's officially gone. I put it in this machine to pay off my debt. If you look hard enough, you will find my soul. This is my horcrux. There's the name for my new macbook. I dub it… him… Horcrux. Or… He Who Shall Not Be Named. Or You Know Who. Whatever. Or maybe even Avada Kedavra, because this thing positively killed my bank account. Yes. That sounds good. I will guard You Know Who with my life.
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