Secession petitions

That's fun to say. Secession petitions. 

Anyway, I'm reading this article on Yahoo about states that want to secede from the United States. This line from it amuses me:

"The odds of the American government granting any state permission to go its own way are on par with winning the lottery while getting hit by a meteor while seeing Bigfoot while finding gluten-free pizza that tastes like the real thing."

Lolz. Author's got some humor there.

Here's the rest of the article:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/secission-petitions-filed-20-states-190210006.html

I think I'll write about this in my big girl blog over at www.lmlewiswrites.wordpress.com for my weekly news post. So that will be up by Wednesday. Be sure to check it out.