Monday, June 11, 2012

Please, inform me of your professed love via internet.

Love is not posting on Facebook for the world to see, on your "significant other's" wall, that you love them, etc. etc. It sure does seem like that's what 95% of the population believes, however. It's a bit sad. Your love isn't going to last if that's what you think counts as sweet.
NOBODY CARES.
You're kidding yourself if you think I want to see that YOU LOVE YOUR BABBBYYYY, HE'S THE BEST, SHE'S THE BEST GF EVERRRR, THANKS FOR CHANGING THE CHANNEL DARLING, I'M SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO YOU BUT I'M GOING TO LET THE WORLD KNOW OF OUR UNDYING LOVE.

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Sorry. I didn't mean to yell. But I think that's what people do when they post those lovey dovey things. It's like they're screaming for attention. Everyone must know, or they will wither. Shrivel up and die from lack of I don't even know what anymore. I'm going to pull this post to a screeching halt before someone starts crying or something.

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